Lap Bar Lessons
Welcome to Lap Bar Lessons! The theme park podcast that trades polished corporate reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. Every Monday, join a panel of veteran theme park enthusiasts for an unfiltered look at park culture, vacation budgeting, and corporate politics.
Driven by sharp, biting wit and a deeply cynical look at the modern vacation, Lap Bar Lessons balances a fiercely honest edge with a strictly family-friendly rating. From mocking entitled park-goers to breaking down the real-world financial stress of your next trip, this is the ultimate, no-nonsense guide for the everyday guest. Subscribe now for your weekly dose of authentic, laugh-out-loud theme park reality.
Episodes
9 episodes
Ep 8 - Universal Has New Monsters… Pocket Monsters! The Donald Trump Pokémon Card!
Ep 7 - Apologizing To Harold For Cutting In Line With Petrie & Elsa's Facelift!
Ace and Josh finally return for a late-night recorded episode. We roast Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster’s Muppets makeover, mourn Disney’s Dinosaur ride going extinct, swap Jurassic River Adventure war stories, debate Tron vs. Hagrid, Ace spill line-cu...
Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!
Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with o...
Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina
Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate survi...
Ep 4 - Ace Is Live At Epic Universe Trying To Ride Everything; Sahm Gets FOMO, Hungry, & Tired; You're Never Going To Believe Who Crashes Out!
In this fun, chaotic bonus episode, Ace is live from Epic Universe tackling his ambitious "ride every single ride in one day" challenge. Joined by Sahm on the phone, Ace gives us real-time updates while waiting in some of the park’s longest que...
Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of Adventure
Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of AdventureWe settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall)....
Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida
Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!?Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley...
Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!
Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, cl...
