Lap Bar Lessons

Welcome to Lap Bar Lessons! The theme park podcast that trades polished corporate reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. Every Monday, join a panel of veteran theme park enthusiasts for an unfiltered look at park culture, vacation budgeting, and corporate politics.

Driven by sharp, biting wit and a deeply cynical look at the modern vacation, Lap Bar Lessons balances a fiercely honest edge with a strictly family-friendly rating. From mocking entitled park-goers to breaking down the real-world financial stress of your next trip, this is the ultimate, no-nonsense guide for the everyday guest. Subscribe now for your weekly dose of authentic, laugh-out-loud theme park reality.

Podcasting since 2026 • 9 episodes

Lap Bar Lessons

Latest Episodes

Ep 9 - The Yorkie Funeral & Weird Adults In The Discovery Center!

June 29, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 9 • 58:32

Ep 8 - Universal Has New Monsters… Pocket Monsters! The Donald Trump Pokémon Card!

June 22, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 8 • 1:09:18

Ep 7 - Apologizing To Harold For Cutting In Line With Petrie & Elsa's Facelift!

Ace and Josh finally return for a late-night recorded episode. We roast Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster’s Muppets makeover, mourn Disney’s Dinosaur ride going extinct, swap Jurassic River Adventure war stories, debate Tron vs. Hagrid, Ace spill line-cu...

June 08, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 7 • 1:00:00

Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!

Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with o...

June 01, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 6 • 56:42

Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina

Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate survi...

May 24, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 5 • 1:15:02